Get Smart Ass Jokes Here Including Best Smart Ass Jokes, Rude Smart Ass Jokes, Funny Smart Ass Joke, Short Smart Ass Jokes. Smart Ass Jokes: After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you. Smart Ass Answer #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Smart Ass Questions If bars aren't allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonald's still allowed to serve fat people? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil . SMART ASS ANSWERS according to Reader's Digest: Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The Author: Andy Simmons. Smart Ass Mexican Joke. Back to: Political Jokes. It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro, the son of a Mexican telecom tycoon, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' ".
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